Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A day in the life

To cure my insane boredom today, I decided to document my day....

First came Fenway's (I'm renaming all the dogs. this one is May) first walk of the day. Such an unfortunate name for a cute dog. Cute but a huge brat. I have to wipe her after she pees.
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At least I walk her in Hamilton Park. It's so pretty!
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I usually run into UJ here; he screams "hey sweetie" and strangers see a young dog walker sitting on a bench with an older insane man.
Then over to Helens to feed her cats and water her plants that i had "killed" in the beginning of the summer. Funny how she asked me to do it again.... they look fine to me!
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I failed to take any photos of my next job...lets just put it this way, his name is TIppietoes and he's a pit bull.
Next came Homer (Homes). He's my favorite. Yes, I play favorites.
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We visited Laura.
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Then came the worst dogs ever...Benny and Gradie Bell. Benny is labeled "agressive". He's an asshole. I remind him every day. He constantly tries to lunge and bite people.
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Their walk is definitely the best though; it's along the water and so nice!
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This is where they almost lead me right into the light rail everyday....
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...sometimes I wish they do.
Next is my month long cat job. I get to go to this dudes house right by the path everyday until sep 8 and play with his cats (and feed and clean their shit). I also get to play their Wii!
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...i don't know their names so i call them white nose and brown nose.
Lastly, I head back to May's (fenway). The Farmers Market was going on so i bought some cheap zucchini which i'm about to freeze bc i'm bored as fucking hell. Fenway sucked. She wouldnt calm the eff down.
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And this is what i like to call 'the end of the day; disgruntled'....
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Monday, August 11, 2008

my lists

Things I have Broke in the past 2 weeks
1) glass on picture luke made of a skull
2) glass on picture luke made of a tooth
3) flower pot
4) headband
5) ipod
6) coffee carafe
7) shoes
8) ruined red jeans

Things I'm Good At
(a list made by kirsten, minha, laura and nick)
1) drinking
2) playing with colors
3) talking non stop
4) eating
5) playing with cats
6) telling secrets
7) putting my foot in my mouth
8) baking
9) nagging/ napping
(from laura)
10) being bubbley
11) wearing floral prints
12) getting people to do shit
13) laughing
14) baking
15) organizing
16) making things pretty
(from minha)
17) painting nails
18) wearing eye make up
19) doing minhas hair
20) punching
(from nick)
21) wearing pendants
22) breaking shit
23) fighting with den
24) blacking out on gin

Monday, August 4, 2008

Everyone's on planet retard.

Welcome! You are now entering planet retard. Where have our minds gone?!?! I can't understand a simple fucking joke; Minha;s waving at the tv and asking me "what's the name of that show with the olsen tiwns?" ummmm...full house?!?! no duuurrrr! Did the summer melt any common sense we all had? Or did we even have any to begin with?
I fell off my bike last week.,. hit a curb at a wrong angle...bam! into rush hour traffic.... and today i almost got hit by two cars! i really wish they hit me....

Today the Jonas brothers have stalked our life... and right now they are on Leno...(lame). i want to fight them. With the way their jeans are like five sizes too small on their packages (collectively), i can't believe they're playing the virgin card! And i just found out one broke 20....WTF!?!?!

ugh everythings fucked up. cats and gin, that's whats good.