Things I Hate About Stairs

- walking up them
- falling up them
- falling down them
- walking up them behind someone who swings their arms
-walking up or down them wearing a dress while being caught in a wind tunnel

solitaire's for winners

You know you're fucked when you accidentally hit the "stats" button on solitaire on your phone and it reads :
games played: 204
games won: 54
games lost: 154
PERCENT WON: 26%
wins without undo: 22