full time job

It is soooo a full time job finding a full time job. Endless days writing and re writing your resume.....constantly checking craigs list and monster.com (which is absolute bullshit btw). They ask "type in your keywords and we'll find you a freakin sweet job!" so I type in visual display. EVERY GOD DAMN DAY i get an email with the "right" jobs for me! THEYRE ALL ACCOUNTING!!! Ok, I was visual arts....i got a C in retard 5th grader math in college...what the fuck makes you think i can be an accountant!?!?
The whole process is mind numbing. I'm delirious, living in a fog. "It's already 6?!" is what i find myself saying daily. Coffee throughout the day, sitting at the PC, browsing, writing, re writing. Nada. Once it gets dark, its ok to drink booze now...gin, wine, whatevs,,,,, pass out by 3, and repeat.
Why is it so hard to find a job? Don't companies want fresh, young adults to liven up their work days? guess not. i know i'm not alone. There are tons of us out there. Wake up at 2-3pm, make some coffee, browse the internet looking for a jobbie, shower, dinner, go hangout with people who have jobs for like 2 hours, go home, get drunk, and pass the fuck out...... so anyway....
who wants to take me to work with them? Bring your Kirsten to work day?!?!