Hot vom was inspired by 'girls night'. Have you ever seen day old fondue? I have. I've washed it, smelled it, photographed it; it's pretty gnarly. 'Girls night' consisted of a brief encounter with fondue, followed by the almost habitual dance party. This dance party was equipped with st. patty's day mardi gras beads, emmy photo shoots, table dancing, skirt raising, and yes, mooning .....of some sort. Then, it was time to get serious. A lesson on dating was in order. I've never been on a date so this topic intrigued me. I was also very interested in hearing what kind of questions my fellow girl friends had. I don't think the lesson will do any of us much good, but it was fun to listen to. Next, out came the crayons. Minha colored her own version of sleeping beauty dancing with her prince...and let me tell you, i've never seen a disney scene look so depressing before. Laura knocked a glass off the counter, which then managed to explode 5+ ft in the air and cut her forehead. Minha replied with "did you check your brain?" By 4am i was ready to start drinking again, but morale was low. I finished the champagne and everyone went their respected ways into random sleeping arrangements. Erin decided the couch was best for her. I sat down next to her and told her a bed time story....."Once upon a time, at my 20th birthday party, everyone was going to sleep. Brian and I were in the kitchen and I was crying AT him. THings upset me that night and poor Brian was the only person around to cry to. Nothing makes Brian more uncomfortable than a crying girl. Anyway, we were ready to go to bed and he said he was going to sleep on the couch, so I went to find him a blanket. I tucked him in all nice and went to bed. The next morning i woke up to Brian talking about how he woke up sweating his ass off because, those were in fact not blankets, but curtains. The End."
I also knocked Minha out with my stories about Bear (Skruffy) and Fox (Bailey) smacking my mom all the time.
'Girls night', for the most part, was a success. There was dancing, crying, voming, and almost a fight! (one day i'll let you try and beat me up Laura)
I hate to admit it, but 'girls night' is just my excuse for people to sleep over. If you title a hangout sesh 'girls night' people automatically assume slumber party. If you say "hey come over and get drunk" the response is most likely either, "no" or "whos going to drive me home." And that, my friends, is how i coax people to sleep over.
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there was also almost girl on girl action, waxing, a dating seminar, dresses, and pajamas. and i puked about 10 times in the morning.
-Laura @16bryant.blogspot.com
well for one I would just like to say that the add-ins by laura are pretty awesome. and we can't forget the little show late that night with a bottle of pills, which continued into the next morning. ok that sounded like some part on intervention.
BUT I would have to say that girls night was awesome...except for the hot vom. I could have done without that.
omg that was so astute!
It was depressing enough to give me nightmares, that's so sad.
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