"suckin on a chilli dog as fast as they can"

Best start to a new month! After the insanity that was g-mas surprise 80th bday party, i headed back to 16 bryant with my new case of wine and flowers that i had inherited from the party.  5 bottles were drank by 3 people.  It was a night of hair teasing (everyone's), uke playing, moon walk walk-off pet cemetary, then the hiccups (you can read the hiccup blog on the 16 bryant blog) We also watched the entire movie Bottle Rocket without sound! Called Robbie A at midnight to sing happy bday ... 55 still alive. Anyway, it ruled. Today was a day of delirium. I stepped out of my traveling bug, slammed my uke into my lip, then rammed my knee into my license plate. My mouth was bleeding. Getting settled in on their couch which I've almost called 'home' a few times, I showed off my new ukulele skills. After that, Giancarlo taught me something very interesting. Do you know what a stranger is? Apparently its when a dude sits on his hands until they go numb and then he jerks off. Kelly contemplated this for 10 minutes. She finally came to and decided that this was not possible. How can you use your hand if it's asleep? So true kel.... can you?