RIP Kirsten's coolness

Yesterday,  March 13, 2008, Kirsten Drew Agnello's coolness has passed on.  We all knew it ran its last course when Kirsten went tanning a few days ago to help shield herself from the Puerto Rico sun in a week.  It's final hour was spent applying to a creative group, and reading the latest issue of Rolling Stone yesterday afternoon.  It passed between the times of 9pm-11pm last night, when Kirsten found herself watching Lost with Bear, and talking to the tv.  She then went to the forge with a few friends.  It was pronounced dead at the exact moment that Steve Brown yelled "who's that hot girl across the bar?" to her.  Kirsten was seen today at the eye doctor, picking out a quite lame pair of brown glasses.  She then went grocery shopping and chatted it up with the unemployed house wives and stay at home moms.  She proceeded to go to the bank, and then go home and bake treats for various friends.  At the time of 2:15, she went tanning again, then came home and made home made hummus.  While making hummus, Kirsten admitted to Pete ( who she tried to dress up in JCrew attire and go sailing a few days ago), that she was a fan of tennis and wanted a tennis skirt.  She then showered and sat on her bed in her bathrobe and blogged.  It seems as if her coolness was replaced with a lame strain of domesticity.  It will be missed by all, but in the easter spirit,  it may rise again!  A trip to good ol 16 Bryant may just be the thing to revive this cold, dead, decaying 'cool'.